There are three Loganair flights leaving Edinburgh Airport in the space of an hour… and only two check-in desks open. When we finally reach the front of the line, I am keen for things to go quickly and smoothly.
“Do you have any dangerous goods?” asks the check-in agent.
“Yes!” responds DorkySon, with great enthusiasm.
DorkyDad and I look at him in horror.
“You do?” says the check-in agent, eyebrow raised.
“Hang on, hang on,” says DorkySon. “Did you ask me if everything is good?”